when i had mono senior year my dad said this to me literally every chance he got and he thought he was the funniest fucking guy for it
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well this is super disturbing
THIS MAKES ME EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE
I am about to cry.
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my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
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Peeta practices his pole dancing moves
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Did you know that by spelling the english word SOCKS outloud, you are also saying the spanish phrase Eso si que es, which means “it is what is is”.
My spanish teacher told us this last year and I will never forget it
can we say socks instead of yolo?
yes.
Mama, just killed a man #SOCKS
So my friends and I saw STID and were cracking jokes like:
“Khan you believe this guy?”
“I Khannot handle Ben right now.”
“I Khan’t believe it’s not butter…”
etc etc….
But T-rex’s husband just took the cake with:
“I liked how Ben Khanned Kirk into helping him.”
SO DONE RIGHT NOW. I KHAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE.







